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[borntokickass]

Fuck I hate Christmas shopping. But at least it's fucking done now

Comments

[demonicraccoon]

You can't set people on fire if I'm not giving you your flamethrower until tomorrow.

[borntokickass]

No I still can. It just takes extra maneuvering and being really quiet.

I can't wait for the flamethrower though.

[demonicraccoon]

You sound experienced.

What are you going to do with it?

[borntokickass]

...well I am but I'm not supposed to be.

Uh. Nothing.

[hates_leeks]

rats_pwn_cats

[borntokickass]

rats_pwn_cats plugged in the Christmas tree, which suddenly began to sizzle, a spark of fire landing on his abnormally white hair. rats_pwn_cats shrieked uncomfortably while hates_leeks laughed and howled on the floor.

The next morning, rats_pwn_cats showed up to breakfast wearing a woolen cap. "Not. One. Word," he said, sitting down to eat breakfast.

hates_leeks passed out laughing.

[hates_leeks]

Best thing I've read in a while.

[borntokickass]

Yeah I'm better at writing when there's fire involved.

[sexy_and_skorty]

No?

[borntokickass]

I couldn't find anything for you. Plus you traumatised me with that porn. That's not Christmas-y.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I can't return your gift. I guess I'll give it to Greed.

[borntokickass]

...pfft. Like you'd really get me one in the first place.

[bustylieutenant]

At least you're not spending Christmas alone -- are you?

[borntokickass]

No I guess I'm going to Envy's. Why are you.

[bustylieutenant]

I don't know, I just kinda am. I'm thinking of going back to the Soul Society and spending it with people there. Taichou hasn't been around and I'm just... bored, I suppose.

[borntokickass]

I saw him post the other day though. Aren't you usually bored anyway.

[illguideyouhome]

Trying to get him fired why?

[borntokickass]

Because he sucks and I don't want to see him anymore.

[illguideyouhome]

...Those are very good reasons.

[borntokickass]

...you better not be laughing at me.