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[borntoramble]

Did you know if you suppress a sneeze your brains will squirt out your nose?

Actually I just made that up.

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[erendis]

Is there a way to induce people to force a sneeze? Not that I want to kill my husband or anything

[borntoramble]

Of course not. Violence never solves anything anyway. I think. None that can think of offhand... do we have a resident scientist in Middle Earth right now? You could just try it on your own and see what works. Not that I'm suggesting you want to kill your husband or anything.

[erendis]

If I did want to kill my husband, I'd definitely ask a resident scientist. Hmm...I wonder if just putting some pepper under his nose would work, if murder were my goal, which of course it isn't.