I'm doing marvellously, for those of you who cared. The sex change clinic in Hollin is doing great business. No one seems to care that I'll only perform man to woman operations. Maybe it's the lengthy, profound, and reasonable talks I give them about how the world doesn't need as many men as it has now, let alone more. On second thought, maybe it's ( Read more... )

I am Prepared. Watch yourself, fucker.


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We have A Plan.

That is all.

Oh, how I love my castrating knife and my autopsy saw.

La, la, la...

*sharpens her best knife*

Castration Revenge in general is so pretty!

Has anyone, perchance, seen the second Ringwraith? I'd like to invite him over for...crumpets. Yes. My husband and Ancalimë will be there too. My daughter has done nothing but talk about him and I'm dying to meet him.

I make beautiful crumpets.

Never got around to telling you this the other day, but I liked your poem.

The weird one of the Istari amuses me. Even if he is male.

Mandos Recall Release Form

Name of Review Applicant (ie: King Undead Elven Fucker): Erendis/Uinéniel/Tar-Elestirnë

PRE-DEATH INFORMATION
Residence: Númenor
Occupation/Position (ie: Lord of Doriath): Mother of Ancalimë, wife of him, worker for the Númenor conservationist cause
Species/Race (ie: Elf, Noldor): Human

Spouse (if applicable): Not ( Read more... )

I hate men.

I hate this fucking body.

Maybe I'll kill someone.

Suggestions?

Fuck this.

I could deal with a ferret.

Not this.

FUCK.

*goes off to hide*

*muffled voice* Mff. I'm not coming out.