"Props are the enemy of wit, just ask carrot top."-Richard Belzer(aka Dect Munch on Law and Order SVU and Homicide Life On The Street)

ian: bill crosby would be really proud of us.
ian:COSBY
me:i met david crosby once
ian:jordan...that was beymer

The front of my big toe is split open and bleeding again. this is bullshit. fortunatly oz season 5 comes out tomorrow.

Asked Me Cause I'd Rather Talk About It Then Writte About It.

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so i've come out of the friends only hole to post something improtant ( Read more... )

Man i hate fucking snow and i hate fucking ice unless it's in my coke. It's weird how in the summer we have nice evenings and i stay insted and hide from the heat but right now i have cabin fever so bad i'm seriously thinking of just walking to the gas station down by the police station to get some pop since i ran out. Once again FUCK YOU WINTER.

so i useually don't do this but you know i feel that people should know tomorrow In Pieces and a band they are on tour with When Dreams Die are playing at the power pad. why you should go if you live in the omaha/lincoln area is basically because it would really help two good bands out that got the royal screw job on there tour. it would also show ( Read more... )

there is a show tonight at the power pad you should all come and see this band i'm told they are really good plus i'll be working door with joe "hairyback" hrabak and that's allways a good time.

jordan

Yeah so i'm a jerk that means i post shows my band is playing(or i'm doing) in my livejournal hoping some people wonder by and see them so ( Read more... )

most people know i collect quotes cause i'm weird and boring ( Read more... )