Comments | boromirofgondor: if i take a chair and start to talk shit

boromirofgondor

if i take a chair and start to talk shit

Jul 08, 2002 22:16

Back in Greenland, after shuffling back and forth between Valinor and Apartment Pi, although there isn't really much of a difference as in both dimensions have valar taking residence in its rooms and fucking in its facilities, as well as Surround Sound speakers blasting the dialogue between Spock and Kirk at the end of Star Trek II 24/7 ( Read more... )

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nerdanel_istar July 8 2002, 22:32:33 UTC

Wonky eyes are beautiful.

boromirofgondor July 8 2002, 22:37:00 UTC

Eheheheheh. ehehehehe. EEHEhehehe.

So are you.

nerdanel_istar July 8 2002, 22:42:25 UTC

Hehehe, thank you :)

.. I'm sorry about Amras and Amrod and everything.

boromirofgondor July 8 2002, 22:45:23 UTC

;) I love youuuuuuuu.

It's quite alright. I understand how children are... I'm pretty sure I have an adopted son but he seemed to have ran off with Irmo so I'm guessing he's in good... hands. Or something. At least there's no one around who would sell them, right? Ahah. Sorry, sorry.

Want some pie? :)

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faramir July 8 2002, 22:34:50 UTC

People were trying to kill me, then I rescued Pippin, but people are still trying to kill me so I'm in an undisclosed location under an assumed name.

boromirofgondor July 8 2002, 22:38:16 UTC

You rescued Pippin this time instead of the ah, other way around?

Nobody's trying to kill you, man. You'd sooner die from eating peanuts.

faramir July 8 2002, 22:44:38 UTC

Yeah! And all by myself! I got some pretty bad cuts when I jumped through the window. I had to use TWO band aids!!!

Oh, so how else do you explain all the weird mail addressed to me and the ticking noises everywhere I go?

Peanuts can also be very dangerous.

And I am going to adopt our father and set him on fire.

boromirofgondor July 8 2002, 22:47:27 UTC

As opposed to the 16 yards of bandages you were wrapped in when you were set alight?

Um, did you subscribe to the Swatch mailing list?

They can be. You can die from peanut poisoning.

AHAHAHAHAH. Uh, please don't?

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manwe_sulimo July 8 2002, 22:36:06 UTC

I know you've already signed autographs for my 20 sisters and my cousin and my grandfather.. but my second aunt was wondering...

boromirofgondor July 8 2002, 22:40:25 UTC

Right, right, what does your aunt want signed this time, sir? 7" vinyl of Gimpnesiac? Minidisc of KID BEMA? Or the 8x10 photo?

manwe_sulimo July 8 2002, 22:47:21 UTC

um i have all of those um i was wondering if you're ever not doing anything i mean if you're ever bored you could like come to my house i have um heaps of stuff.. stuff that i.. got... and stuff um i also have a cat WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND PLEASE I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN oh man i've got heart palipitations.

is ulmoinfurs.com going to get any new merchandise, by the way? not that i own all the stuff currently there, or anything...

boromirofgondor July 8 2002, 22:50:34 UTC

Uh, anything for my biggest fan!!! Sure! I will be your friend. Just try not to uh, cry when you hug me and stuff because it makes me pretty nervous that the High King of Arda is weeping while clutching your bosom and that sort of thing... but I think you're just swell, Manwe!

:):):)

I think we're going to have a new poster and a couple of new shirts in soon...

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