Eomer: Important News

[boromirthereal]

Eomer, my dearest love, isn't it amazing how swiftly fate changes us all? I have some important news, a happy blossoming of love which was both unexpected and yet feels inevitable and long overdue. I want to share the good news with everyone-- but first and most importantly with you, and with our beautiful daughter

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[eomer_of_rohan]

Dearest Boromir,

Legolas! I thought he was good forever?! Or at least shacked up with that slut Gimli. I'm sorry if my need for space hurt you in any way, but I'm glad that in the interim you DID run into somebody who could make you happy where I could not. If you've truly found happiness I'll be delighted beyond measure. (Don't forget the soulbond -- I feel what YOU feel, too!) Of course Alcawyn and I will be there.

Love,
Eomer

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[boromirthereal]

Eomer, thank you. Come on, you didn't hurt me. I was being very foolish and territorial. I don't know why. And of course I will not forget our soul-bond-- it is there and it is real. Legolas and I both understand these matters. Can we still shag once in awhile? Hmmm? Is that okay by Luthien? I have some fine bottled water on hand if you are ever so inclined

Rejoice!

[legolasgreenlef]

I shall depart at once.

Ready thy Horn, Gondorian beast.

Ai!

[legolasgreenlef]

My darling, take heed-for Gimli is soughting after my heart as well, he is!

Re: Ai!

[boromirthereal]

Legolas! Say it is not so!

Meet me tomorrow morning, at dawn in the woodland clearing. I will be there with my horn, which will be yours and only yours ever after!

Do not forsake me for Gimli! I knowyou two are rather fond of each other but....

I must have you, Fair Elf! Else I may perish....