Comments | boroparkpyro: I've Been Jewed/Gypped...Chinesed?

boroparkpyro

I've Been Jewed/Gypped...Chinesed?

Jan 18, 2007 17:08

What happens if your fortune cookie comes EMPTY?

What could that possibly mean for your future?!

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zev_ari January 18 2007, 22:36:38 UTC

It means that your future is a blank slate. Go and make the most of it!

boroparkpyro January 18 2007, 23:55:10 UTC

but there wasn't even a slip of paper inside!

lipman_ January 18 2007, 22:42:57 UTC

Or it means you switched off the option in your browser.

Or that ratio prevailed over superstition. (Or spirituality. Sorry.)

boroparkpyro January 18 2007, 23:55:28 UTC

heh, how did i know you would say something like that?

sen_ichi_rei January 18 2007, 22:48:16 UTC

It means you won't be doing anything in bed any time soon...

boroparkpyro January 18 2007, 23:56:13 UTC

ROTFL, best response ever!

(no offense to the rest of you)

sen_ichi_rei January 19 2007, 00:34:58 UTC

boroparkpyro January 19 2007, 21:08:47 UTC

please remind me to show you after shabbos the two fortune cookie fortunes (william carlos williams?) that work really well "+ in bed"

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taylweaver January 18 2007, 23:38:27 UTC

It means you just got ripped off.

boroparkpyro January 18 2007, 23:56:50 UTC

well, not me, but my place of employment.

taylweaver January 19 2007, 04:47:02 UTC

Ah. Even better. So it means, "your place of employment has just been ripped off by paying too much for substandard fortune cookies."

The real question is, did they deserve it?

boroparkpyro January 19 2007, 12:12:19 UTC

i would not be surprised :-P

attackpenguin January 19 2007, 12:26:32 UTC

Its been nice knowing you, you are obviously about to die ;-)

boroparkpyro January 19 2007, 21:09:37 UTC

but what if i ate more forture cookies, and these ones DID have fortunes in them? does that mean the decree has been revoked?