Grace Oschpiowizchesaz doesn't have an accent! I swear!

[borscht_rider]

I have to write a one-act play. NOW. All of it. Or I shall be killed.

Um...any ideas? 'Cause I got none.

Comments

[amberfairy]

why must you write a one act play now? i'm sorry, if i had any ideas, i'd be using them myself

[beatniksquirrel]

I thought we were through with references to NYU, teehee, how about I give you the titles, you come up with the acutal play

"Chris Marlowe and Will Shakespeare go to the Burger King"
"Fun with Calculus: Limits"
"Alfie" or "How I went down 20 IQ points"
"The Tuba Lesson"
"Skinny Dipping in the Los Angeles River"
or, my favorite:
"the molting albatross"

[borscht_rider]

sorry, I was in Cheecahgo and I thought of her.

and I think I'm gonna go with either:
Skinny Dipping -- woohoo full frontal nudity at Harvard-Westlake!
or
Molting Albatross -- and write something that has nothing to do with molting or albatrosses or whatever...seems rather Chekhovian, to sound really pretentious

[anonymous]

write it about me. there's loads to say, so it should be easy.
-elena

[borscht_rider]

sorry babe you're waaay too grounded.

[sux_ma_dick]

a wedding reception gone wrong.

[borscht_rider]

would require a cast too big.