AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[borscht_rider]

Pulling out of the driveway, I ran my mom's car into the gate.
On my way to the first real date I've had since...well, a while ago.
My mom was standing right there.

It's official GOD DOES NOT WANT ME TO HAVE A LOVE LIFE.

Fraulein Cabaret: forget it Max, just castrate yourself right now, life will be much easier

Comments

[amberfairy]

o... my... god...

i am soooooooo sorry!!! so sorry it happened and so sorry i wasn't by the computer to help you out when it happened...

don't worry... ur meant to have a life, i swear...

how bad was the damage??? what happened you told ur mom??? what about ur date???

[ireniebikini]

o god that sucks, and it was a prius huh?? :(

[amberfairy]

i am absolutely longing for a prius...

[borscht_rider]

it was a lovely, lovely car. and now the back fender is bashed in. and every time I see it (my mom refuses to pay to have it fixed) I'm going to remember what a horrible, stupid person I am. ARGH.

[borscht_rider]

who needs Samantha when I've got Jude Law?

sorry, I meant "when I've got you." but Jude Law was so tempting.

[spotlightmegger]

Indeed he is

[iplaythepart]

I'll join if there are jackets. I love having the official jackets.

[syrupofipecac]

I hit a pedestrian one time, albeit at very slow speed. Don't feel bad for the gate.

[borscht_rider]

if the pedestrian was a man, 10 points.
if the pedestrian was a woman, 25 points.

if the pedestrian was a small child, add 75 points.
if the pedestrian was an old person, add 100 points.

if the pedestrian was Bill O'Reilly, add 1,000,000 points.

[syrupofipecac]

... a measly 25 points.

[borscht_rider]

Too bad, you won't have enough tickets for that Super Soaker.

[beiderbecke]

i can top that: i totaled my dad's car on the way back from a moderately unsuccessful date.