hey y'all come check out my FANTABULOUS new elljay sheeeeet...

oh man should I fucking be asleep right now WOOHOO blah blah blah I like oompa loompas

goodnight.

There once was a crazy Jew-boy named Bennett Cross (ironic, no?) who loved to tap dance, and also to squeeze my nipples. And it hurt.
THE END.

Happy now?

after doing nothing but study trigonometric identities and the functions of organelles in eukaryotic cells since 4 o'clock this afternoon, my head is buzzing. literally. it's buzzing.

I better fucking do well on these fucking tests. bah humbug.

So I didn't finish my play. And I didn't touch my homework. I fell asleep ( Read more... )

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 25.
3. Find the fourth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal...along with these instructions

ED
I had planned on seeing the show and just leaving, but when I saw you onstage I had to come back and talk to you. [Pause] Been a long time.

--Harvey Fierstein, "Torch Song Trilogy"

I have to write a one-act play. NOW. All of it. Or I shall be killed.

Um...any ideas? 'Cause I got none.

NORTHWESTERN IS THE SEX
that is all.

I'm off to Chicago, everybody! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Samantha: mm can i ask u a personal question ( Read more... )

It's sad that I feel like a FAILURE AT LIFE because I froze up on an English in-class.
This is what the school does to me. And what I do to myself.
I'm a writer, shouldn't English be easy?