(Tail end of a conversation with my homie and a trifiling ho named Lauren aka stupid c**t ( Read more... )

As soon as I walked in the door was was greated so nicely. "What the hell are you doing here?" "Ostrow, seriously get out." "You can't be here!" Liberals are so nice. After I pushed through the swarm of communists, hippies, and "intellectuals", I realized that I was in the company of a fellow Republican ( Read more... )

Me! This past summer I was responsible for two new nicknames for kids younger than me at my camp. As an exemplory member of the staff training program I would never even dream of insulting or degrading anyone at camp, especially not campers younger than me. Yeah right ( Read more... )

Before I start my rant, noone else ask for shout outs. Ginny you are the only one, that's it. Oh and by the way, stop telling me to update. I know I am the most incredible person ever, but calm down ( Read more... )

Why does it seem that so many bad movies get made with a ton a money, but the really good ones cost nothing? Money can't buy everything in this world, and it certainly can't in the movie industry. Recently we have seen some of the worst attempts at movies in a long time. I am going to assume their sales pitches sounded something like this ( Read more... )

bost3000: hey ( Read more... )

Wow. How many shows have all of the following ( Read more... )

Bill Clinton, the first black president. It's too bad he is from a party that hates black people. I know that is a bold statement but let me continue ( Read more... )

It's not because he is a liberal, it's because he can grow facial hair ( Read more... )

IT KICKS ASS ( Read more... )