I feel so stupid. I've never understood the riddle of the ghost dog, until finally I received a hint of fishmongers. TUNING FORK BLOCK BOTH THE ANUS. think for a time! fork with the both ends goes INTO the both anos. then strikes with a strong hammer do i ( Read more... )

I spent all day at the library, surviving on spicy peanuts and old coffee. Researched the history of man with two anus. Why I do? A story on back ( Read more... )

I almost hung the phone. "Please do not hang up. Secret This is amazing ( Read more... )

It has been some time since the both anus man attacked me. However, I have not been getting fat by eating beans, as him do. I have been practicing with nunchucks and bicycles. They also eat beans to endure the smell.

The terrible smell of a man with too many anuses!
Before goat is a violation picnic in the year YOU MAN!!!!.

Jealousy drive a man mad. Especially if that man has two anuses. Two anuses. Double jealousy. I believe that both anus man covet my wife ( Read more... )

Last night, the two anus man made a mistake. He went out at night to look for his lost cat. "Mr. Whiskers ...? Mr Whiskers?" He called out in the woods. "Mr. Whiskers, where are you? I love to you, Mr. Whiskers ( Read more... )

Sorry. I did not say my story. This is my journal about my enemy.

The man with two anuses lives in a house. The house is near my family. The scent is incredible.

I have begun an army at night, to attack the man with two anuses. I do not like his anuses.

Recently just, it was attacked to me.

He imagined to me that I saw two eyes blinking. But they were two anuses!

there are two things that to fear. Both are anuses.

to leave its goats outside at night.

One is a rumor, but a goat can chew its rumps. This creates a second anus.