God bless you, Dr. Thompson.

In his suede jacket and faded jeans, the man looked like he could be a writer or interior designer. He stands on the street corner with his bicycle, and as you cross he motions you away, shakes his head, and says "No. No." He's seen you approaching, and thinks your a bum panhandling for change. Maybe he saw you giving a cigarette to the homeless ( Read more... )

I've moved six times in the past year, counting the one I'm making now. Guess the city/state I'm living in and win a prize!* Speaking of prizes, I won an iPod, got a gift subscription to Deviant Art, turned most of my grades around, dropped out of college, watched Crystal and Vanessa graduate, moved away from Boone, and totally rocked out to ( Read more... )

yeah, is there any pizza left in there ( Read more... )

We caught the show at the House of 828 last night. Crimson Spectre, Glass Casket, and three other bands were playing. Plus, they had a costume contest, which is the main reason Crystal wanted to go. So, we come marching up the hill to the house in her giant, oversized, thermal insulated foam costumes: she's Mrs. Pacman, I'm the blue ghost, Inky. We ( Read more... )

You're just innocently placing traffic cones on top of an SUV when a police cruiser rolls up next to you.
Gulp.
You explain to the officer that an orange "traffic cone mohawk" on the SUV would be the height humor. But you and the officer just don't see eye to eye...

"It’s a shame more audiences aren't willing to read while watching a film (unless it's Jesus Christ getting the fuck beat out of him)." - some guy

SundayThree-month-old Xbox hard drive crashes. MondayFind out I'm failing one of my classes.
Computer's power supply and/or motherboard dies. TuesdayAdmit art project wasn't done because I couldn't afford to buy paint.
Go down the checklist: Fever, sore throat, headache, clogged nasal passages. Yup, I'm coming down with the flu. WednesdayDidn't get ( Read more... )

My roommate just got The Call. He has to drop anything he's doing, skip class, and go clean a Brother's car. Boy, rushing for a frat seem like fun!

You might as well surrender now ( Read more... )