Roger Waters is the best thing to happen to music since Bob Dylan ( Read more... )

I downloaded guitar pro 5 and about 20 thousand song files with it. Excites me to the core. I'm taking my top of the range yamaha....hang on, did i just say top, i meant piece of ass raped cricket bat piece of shit piss excuse for a guitar. Ok, maybe not that bad, but it's nylon. Anyway i'm getting a new machine head for it ( i think thats what it ( Read more... )

I realised something really disturbing today.... trees aren't the friends we think they are. I know what you're thinking, "Cadby, you're a fucking idiot, trees turn our own CO2 emissions into clean oxygen. Stop crapping on trees, they're good". And i'd say you have a good point. But, have you ever found yourself suddenly tangled up in vines, or in ( Read more... )

Interesting, hmmm, interesting. We'll get back to you with the results ( Read more... )

Weekend. Was meant to clean but spent most of my time making more mess ( Read more... )

My dad always used to say that i only look after my own things and treat everyone elses like crap. He was so right. I'm sure i'm not the only one who's caused unintentional yet serious viral damage to their parents computer from downloading porn. But it never stopped me. Sure, there'd be a period of downtime where i'd keep my distance and pretend i ( Read more... )

I've just got back home into some nice dry, warm clothes, but my ass still doesn't want to rise above 5 degrees. I'm shivering like a bitch. Has anyone heard of Hazelmere, cause that's where i was today. I think it borders with Papsmear. Bad joke, i know, but this place really was a cunt. It's located right near the airport and has lots of vacant ( Read more... )

A quick note: I realised last night you actually spell 'bubois' 'buboes'. But hey apart from the fact my name looks like the french equivalent of boobies, i'm not that fussed ( Read more... )

I'm finally on. Over a year since the first of you found the space to voice your most pointless yet sometimes intimately pathetic details on the web, i have arrived. I don't plan anything revolutional, in fact my aim is to push the pointless to its limit. Well, i probably wouldn't call it an aim because an aim is like a point, and if i have a point ( Read more... )