R.I.P.
Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005

Here are some of my favorite jokes from him. Enjoy...

"I got a parrot that talked, but it didn't say 'I'm hungry', so it died."

"I walked in to a store the other day and a guy asked me what the score is. I said I don't know, what's the game? If the object of the game is to ask the other person questions he ( Read more... )

Well well...it's been a couple weeks since I updated, so I'll just start with this past weekend.

Friday night I went with Ryan, Andrew, Sean and Roughneck to see The Ring 2. It was alright, I guess. It probably would of made more sense if I had seen the first one. One of the highlights was the large couple in front of us making comments during the ( Read more... )

Well Wednesday brought another show to the Pub and like most others - it was anything but dull.

Highlights for me included:

-Drinking 4 pitchers of ale
-Knocking beer out of a nurses hand
-Crookmouth not being thereI'm sure there's more, but I don't remember too much else ( Read more... )

"You'll need some gloves. Do you own a pair of rubber gloves Mr. Nugent?"

"No, I lease with an option to buy!"

I was talking to Ryan a few minutes ago and he pretty much told me that I had to do a new journal, so here we go...

Monday brought yet another edition of the Princeton chapter of 4-M. Our group that night consisted of Ryan, Gretchen( ( Read more... )

"What are you doin, throwin' shit around man and...cuttin' the fuckin' carpet?"

Friday night Ryan called me and told me to come over. He told me to bring Fletch Lives, cause he hadn't seen it in awhile ( Read more... )

Roses Are Red,
Violets are Blue,
One Is Dead,
And So Are You!

So I woke up today with the same mission I Have every Valentine's Day - to watch My Bloody Valentine!

Seeing as how 4-M was on Valentine's Day this year, I could think of no better movie to watch than MBV. Unsure as to whether 4-M was still on or not, I was prepared to sit at home ( Read more... )

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Well, I've always wanted to have a tickle fight with Lindsay Lohan!!!

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Well tonight I made a visit over to Ryan's for 4-M. Ryan, Andrew and I had a viewing of the classic "The Last House On The Left." I had seen it a couple times before, although not since a year or two ago when I bought it. Ryan had not seen it in awhile either and Andrew had not seen it at all. The movie, which came out in 1972, is notorious for ( Read more... )