i start a job in austin on the 12th. that is all.

as much as i detest eggs prepared in any shape, form or fashion, i have found that they can be a good deal of fun to scramble.

... since i made up the recipe for tantric sex lasagna.

oh, and my double sauce baked zucchini enchiladas.

yum.

so, without further ado, i give you one of my punny lost fake essay titles i pulled out of my ass for catalog copy.....

Lord of the Lost: Jack VS. Lockethis might seem like a paltry victory, but most of you have no idea how hard it ( Read more... )

i thought this was interesting....

1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.

2. Do an Image Google Search and search for that word.

3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results -- don't tell me the word.

4. Put this in your own blog so that I can do the same.

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somehow a second journal makes sense today.

things have been looking up in general, but i had a work tragedy (the biggest mistake my company has made so far, and i'm responsible) and a strange evening yesterday that i'm still recovering from.

there's a mosquito in my house.

at least i don't have to fly to chicago this week.

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