I need a new fucking job.

I really ought to know better than open this book at this time of year.

Let me save you all the trouble:

Blahblahblah Valentine's Day! blahblahblah somebody loves you! blahblahblah too much chocolate blahblah [doodled string of hearts here - she's even broken out the red marker] blahblah dates blahblah crowds blahblah I hate my boyfriend blahblah ( Read more... )

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