For the past two nights, I have watched two separate episodes of The Alfred Hitchcock Hour. I have been looking for these episodes for years ( Read more... )

i worry about what my co-workers say about me behind my back.

I just realized that if I had an aneurysm in my office, nobody would notice until it was too late.

I think maybe I should brush up on the symptoms of stroke, so that I will know when I am having one, and can scream very loudly before I collapse.

Ok, so a little clarification ( Read more... )

all people named Nancy have been sent by the devil to rip out my vital organs and torture me emotionally.

Also, what the fuck is up, Democratic Party?

Can't we just get this shit over with?

Kate,

You're doing an amazingly good job - don't let anyone tell you different.

Today Michael Ginsburg sent me this message. Of course he is exceedingly happy these days, because he is leaving Bard. But these things still get me through the day ( Read more... )

i am so dreadfully nauseated ( Read more... )

Every info. session i give, I tell people that the friends I made at Bard are friends that I will have for the rest of my life ( Read more... )

please god.

let my brother get into college.