The world works in mysterious ways, does it not? People are complex, one has no idea what to say or do in a situation, but knows exactly what to do in one with extremely similar circumstances. Basically what I'm trying to get at is... everything is simple, if you wanted me to I could predict exactly what people I know is going to do I could do it. ( Read more... )

10 Reasons I'm better than all of you ( Read more... )

So anyways, I FUCKED!!! Jennie Shreeves today, yea, I pulled up next to Amber's car, not her car, and fucked her, and 69'ed with her, and all that jazz. She was screaming becuase of the intense instant orgasm my larger than Brandon's penis gave her. It was really awesome. Then we drank the tea I brought her. Oh, plus Brandon is a little bitch.

"For even I didn't believe you when you said you were a virgin." Luckily, my keen sense of senses tells me this is Pam, and well since your opinion should mean much to me, it does means very little, only I know the true nature of what I do and why I do it. First off, I have to address the issue of my sex life, which is currently non-existant and ( Read more... )

I was spending a great deal of time tonight considering moving to Bloomington or staying here. And I decided that I'm going to stay. I really want to go, and I hate to abandon Mikey and not go, but that's what's gonna happen. Here's the deal though, all of you who are my "friend" you can do one of two things. One, stop being a douche bag behind my ( Read more... )

I'm probably the sweetest boy ever. Last night I talked to a certain girl who I want to date really badly and she is sick so I'm like do you want me to bring you tea tomorrow morning? Well, she says yes, so I end up going to work and hating it like usual, I get off, go and go home. I look at the clock, FUCK! It's already 20 after 7, I need to ( Read more... )

So as it turns out my friends are douches. Angelo and Adam mostly. Angelo becuase he kicked me right out of DnD for one fuck up. Adam becuase he gave me so much shit for it and how many times has that fucker not gone to paintball? 3? 4 times? Adam you have no right to say anything. And Angelo, you did a pretty shitty job of getting me anyways, ( Read more... )

New question in the same day:

Keep the hair, get a mohawk, or get dreadlocks?

Question of the Day:

Should I get a mohawk again, this is up to you folks, I'll tally the votes of all I ask and then decide.

Nothing has been going on, I have no friends anymore. No one ever hangs out with me and now I actually look forward to the days at work. I worked my first day in the warehouse today, it was sweet, just as I imagined. I sat there and did nothing basically. I scanned items, printed shit out, put the printed shit in a sticker envelope and then put it ( Read more... )