What if you slip in baby vomit while you're barefoot at a water park? And as you lay there in severe pain tiny children step on your two broken ankles to make their way through to the slide. Are you laughing then!? HMMM!!?!? Though I don't know if you would look back on that and laugh, anyhow. Or think to yourself that you'll look back on it and laugh anytime soon after. Who knows!
Your friend was there, though, and he went to help you but decided to get some ice cream instead. "You're a jerk!" I tell him as he shoves the chocolate mint goodness in his mouth. He hangs up the phone on me and I go upstairs to pee. God...what a jerk.
yeah, like you say- I don't think that's something I'd look back on and laugh, two broken ankles is a double doobie, completely crippling... but, the vomit factor certainly brings in the possibility for look-back-laughage, so I don't know, I'd guess the only way I'll ever know is if that happens... but I don't really go to water parks anymore, so it probably won't. Oh well, my loss.
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Your friend was there, though, and he went to help you but decided to get some ice cream instead. "You're a jerk!" I tell him as he shoves the chocolate mint goodness in his mouth. He hangs up the phone on me and I go upstairs to pee. God...what a jerk.
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