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- 11:17 I make up patent jokes:
Q: How does Lionel Richie respond to a reissue office action?
A: "You're once, twice, three times a-mended." # - 11:31 No colleagues have responded to my joke. Proof positive that all patent lawyers who are not me have no sense of humor. Poor deluded souls. #
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- 11:17 I make up patent jokes:
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- 14:56 Poor #ned. Losing like that and having to go home to a language that looks like the result of a German getting hit on the head by a coconut. #
- 15:51 Christ woman, why do you think this coffee shop is proper for your therapy session?
And if that's not your psych, you are a terrible date. # - 21:03 Showed up at the ( Read more... )
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- 08:10 Eating at this post office building cafeteria is somehow not the saddest meal experience of my life. #
- 09:22 "Osama bin Laden himself is a member of Team Jacob!" onion.com/dzsEvV #
- 09:48 After leaving an hour late, train currently moving backwards. We have not yet crossed the Willamette. #
- 12:54 Listening to Old 97' ( Read more... )
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- 11:55 RT @Photocritic: In 'Back to the Future', Doc sets clock in the DeLorean to a day 25 years in the future. Today is that day. #
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- 11:58 I just unlocked the "Local" badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/czCxzF #
- 12:25 Just deleted three pages of argument to the PTO after realizing I was waaaaaay barking up the wrong tree. So sad. #
- 20:59 Have to wear a jacket to enjoy the 4th this year. #
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ryan's tweets of the day:
- 11:59 I just unlocked the "Super User" badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/bIbmgB #
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- 14:02 I just unlocked the "Explorer" badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/97Gbv8 #