just switched over to DROID. Here we go!

there are 4 grown men in Wal-Mart running around with Iron Man helmets on pretending to shoot at each other. I thought they were with their kids but there are no kids around. The one kid who came in the isle to look @ hot wheels was ganged up on & pushed out of the isle with threats of photon beam attacks. I've never been more freaked out but yet I ( Read more... )

I told the guy behind the counter @ the vets office that I would pay him tomorrow when I picked up my dog. The guy.... was a girl

SHIT!

I watched Hoarders on A&E yesterday & now today and SERIOUSLY...

What the F is in that growing in the corner?

I don't think there is going to be a hang over this morning because...

I'M STILL DRUNK!!!! :)

My neighbor is outside in his underwear with his wifes robe on trying to sneak to the mailbox. We are staring at him through the kitchen window.

I'm in the process of taking off all my clothes to run out & get the paper at the end of my driveway.

WHAT? Can't have people driving by thinking weirdo's live in this neighborhood!!!

When I go out tonight, I'm dressing up like The Macho Man - Randy Savage... Don't Hate!

there is a evil smell coming from the back of Buzz's car & I keep looking back like whatever it is causing the fowl stinch is going to turn into a masked murderer & kill me!

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I have no idea what I just drank... but I can't feel my legs!

I HAVE NO LEGS! !!!