IT'S FINALLY FUCKING SNOWING IN GODDAMNED FUCKING 'NOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELL YEAH!!! I love snow and winter...........BRING IT ON OH SNOW GODDESS!!!!!!!!!!!

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so i forgot to tell my lady that i bought a pack of cigs this afternoon, and told her almost an hour ago...now we have to deposit money...big fucking deal...the last thing i heard was there was 10 dollars available...and i also wasn't told that cigarettes would cost 10$ (and they don't)...so what's the big deal? You don't keep me updated every ( Read more... )

ok, so lastnight or this morning she had the kittens (2).
one black and one taby, just like there parents!!! fucking sweet!!!

ok, my cat is deffinetely pregnant, how do we know WHEN she's gonna have them? She really does look like she's about to pop!!!

...AND to make my day worse I fucking ruined my goddamned sauce!!!! argh!! but it's ok, I had enough stuff to make another batch. But it was fucking awesome the first time I made it. It's good now, but it's not the bomb

behold! my dream vehicle

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulboynone goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as hedwig.gqdiesel gives you 10 dark blue cherry-flavoured gummy bats.jettboi tricks you! You lose 3 pieces of candy!krispyk gives you 4 blue coconut-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.mississippi_boy tricks you! You get a dead frog.mosaicfish gives you 15 red peach-flavoured ( Read more... )

Thank the goddess that I work with a nice woman, she saw me walking and gave me a ride to the bank AND home. But hopefully we'll be getting the fuck out of this stupid city and stupid state within 6 months. Argh!!! Why is my back hurting like I have my fucking period or something? I hate this, it isn't supposed to happen like this. It's supposed to ( Read more... )

I just got done pushing my car into my back yard, that's always fun. You know what's really fun? Watching your car wiggle and bounce on a tow truck, like it's just gonna topple over and go careening onto the cement.
My brilliant friend told me that my 35 year old bugs engine seized!!! Yippy fucking skippy.

tata.

So my job can suck my left nut sac, they bitch when I fuck up, yet when I do a marvelous job and bust my ass over 80 orders in like an hour and a half to two hours, nothing. Not even a "good job", I think the ONLY compliment was in passing on a cream sauce reduction I was cooking. FUCKERS!!!! Suck it and suck it hard, till your fucking little ( Read more... )