The novel entitled Kat's Summer Adventure just turned into an epic. It's becoming one of those painfully long books that you can't read on the way to work because it's just too big to keep in your backpack, nor can you read it in bed, for if you were to doze off it would surely knock you unconscious ( Read more... )

1 hour of kickass.
I came this close <-> to drinks with Tommy Lee tonight THIS <-> CLOSE ( Read more... )

a woman stopped me on the street yesterday. and by yesterday, I'm referring to moments after my doctor found a ROCK in my head. Not just grains of sand left over from my face colliding with the pavement. A ROCK that had taken residence INSIDE my head for the past two months, A ROCK that the hack doctors at the hospital didn't happen to notice the ( Read more... )

tonight i watched a girl hold her foot, building sort of a foot-hand-flipflop sandwich. there are any number of things wrong with this, and each could be elaborated into another dozen reasons why this is so wrong. But plain and simple. gross. you are in a restaurant, you probably just walked all over dirty bloor st., flip flops ARE NOT keeping ( Read more... )

tonight i slipped and fell on a freshly washed floor on my way out of physio, awesome. Then the floor washer tried to help me up(??) (which my mom had already done) and instead just starting pulling on my arm. All I could yell was "Don't pull! Don't Pull! Don't Pull!!" while I tried desperately to hold on to my crutches and keep balanced. How I ( Read more... )

I tried out my skills in walking today. I've become the lead character in an after school special. You can do it Johnny You can do it! I know you can ( Read more... )

i hate dependence.

today i spent the day on the phone with lawyers. I am still confused and lost. Waiting for an insurance adjuster to call, apparently even though I was on my bike, my car insurance will still cover some of my physio. And while on the subject, physio sucks balls. I know it's "good" for me and whatever hell they put me through is for the greater ( Read more... )

I had my appointment with the fracture specialist this morning ( Read more... )

does anyone know anything about lawyers and suing?
everybody is telling me that I should sue. Maybe I should?

why didn't an ambulance chaser chase my ambulance? the cops aren't really allowed to advise you on that stuff, and he's really the only dude i had to talk to.

and i still can't find my damn bike.