I now have an extreme appreciation of life ladies and gentlemen. You may say, What the fuck chuck? Where havvvvvvvvve you been??? Well, let me explain ladies and gentlemen ( Read more... )

i'm one week away from getting put in jail. and i have to say, seeing christmas commercials when i know i'll be in a cell for christmas kind of puts me in a bad mood. leaves a bad taste in my mouth you know? merry christmas from county jail, thanks judge lowe, you worthless jackoff. christ... i cant enjoy this time of year anymore because every ( Read more... )

straight from the glue factory its your pal back again. HA, you thought it was the ice cream man, but no im sorry its just josh in your mini-van, playin atari man ( Read more... )

In light of this past weeks election. I think we're all fucked obviously. If there's a draft I'm running like a sonofabitch (Ohhhh Cannnadaaa) and I'm not afraid to admit that ( Read more... )

I think when I die, I would like to instruct many people to get high and throw parties near my tombstone. I would also like people to steal my tombstone( not too often ). Do fucked up shit like that. Put me in a pine box, and spend a shit load of money of a huge statue that people could tag. Put a payphone hear the shit. Be creative. Just dont dig ( Read more... )

only a little over two weeks and im off to michigan for a nice 10 day vacation. goddamn i cant wait. work is getting to be a pain in the ass. 40 hours a week makes me tired. plus this is the longest i've held a job before quitting or getting fired, which trust me has happened alot... with lots of jobs. i'm going to get so fucking stoned when i get ( Read more... )

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sun shower 808's gives you power. I'd like to take this time to formally thank the makers of flavor ice from west chicago illiniois(SP??)). the makers of this great product had a truly pure and diplomatic purpose when thet made this this product for the masses. when you projecticle vomit, this fine product comes in hnaDY to ease the pain. We've ( Read more... )