"Goo goo?!"

[br0dieman]

I went to Emerson's, and a stripper used the word Goo-Goo for my esteemed partner in crime. No, not Chris... She called my dick Goo-Goo. I think this needs repeating

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hmm

[believerx]

my personal favorite is "I love when your crotch rocket fires it's missles on my Bagdhad". But only when the phrase is uttered by a woman covered completely in a black shroud while jerking me off to a picture of Saddam... does that make me weird?

Re: hmm

[br0dieman]

Ben,
You always seem to capture what I am trying to say and expound upon it with such imagination. Dude, this Milla'a for you. I salute you. You're a damn fine American.

One Love,
Br0die

[emptylittlestar]

Wow, that is the most interesting and disturbing thing that I have read on LJ all year. I'm sorry, goo goo. I miss you Brodie :)

Hey You... xoxo

[br0dieman]

Hey Baby,
How is Boone treating you? I hope you're doing good. Do u have my new cell? If ever u are in town on Thursdays, come to Legend's at 9 p.m. My new cell is 413-2850. Call me. I really miss you too. Love ya.

One Love,
Brodie

Sure

[br0dieman]

I'll erase u off of my friends list. I created your account with my access code, so it only seems fair to erase that.

Enjoy the lj.

And my friends... Are great people. I frankly don't care whether or not you dislike them. In fact, I never did.

Same to you and take care of yourself...

One Love,

Brodie

[risk]

GODDAMMIT! You are still a sad bastard just like i have known for the past four years. This is Risk remember me. Yeah i'm that nagging punctuation that used to show up on baker street occassionally but fuck it that doesn't matter cause you were probably too fucking high on speed and asthma inhalers you big fat whore bastard, shit porn downloading bitching bastard crack user. Yeah i was just wondering if you could delete me from your life. like all your memories of me. not that i care about being in there cause i don't i just don't want you telling other people about me or any of the shit i do you fucking cock of a whore. it's just cause most of your friends are people that i would like to stab in the face with a fucking butterknife (and i'm not talking about your father either). hope you are taking a black man's cock up your blowhole and eating as much fried chicken as you can stuff in your fucking tooth gap. Suck it bitch.

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p.s. the last bastion of hope has vanished from sight.

yeah, Israel's Cock and ur farce... (yep, spelling and meaning are literal)

[br0dieman]

See the kind of abuse I take from friends people? Obviously this fellow has smoked a little too much crack too fully understand me. First off, I have never used asthma inhalers. Secondly, I don't eat fried chicken. Thridly, I am not a tubby bitch, I'm big boned. LOL Last but not least... I haven't slept with a guy, Risk has. Hmmm, That's all I feel like sayin on that subject. Tooth Gap, that's another story.

One Love,

Brodie