I'm not dead. Even though I feel sometimes some people wish it. I just wanted to pop on and say wassup or for those born below the Manson-Nixon line, "Howdy! How're yall doin ( Read more... )

Big Aaron, Adria, and I were drivin' back from another uneventful night in Hickory. We drove past the dam and drove on up Bridgewater Rd. at about 2a.m. As we drive by the Pulp Yard, a girl screams at us for help. Of course, we go into superhero mode ( Read more... )

I went to Emerson's, and a stripper used the word Goo-Goo for my esteemed partner in crime. No, not Chris... She called my dick Goo-Goo. I think this needs repeating ( Read more... )

In light of the recent lift of sale on assault style weapons, I thought I would share a little tidbit from just another useless day ( Read more... )

In the event that you are ever privied to the enjoyment of mudwrestling, take a moment to watch the ladies going at it. You may realize that they are not playing for fun, but for the money. At Randolph's last saturday night, Chris, Brad, Scott, and I watched a weird yet awesome spectacle that could only have been brought along by the sheer NEED ( Read more... )

Sometimes the roads call us to where we want to be, but have not reached. On nights when your bed feels best are usually these occasions. If you sleep less and less, then there is something that is beconing you besides your restlessness. A voice deep down inside that pleads to be heard, but seldom is. If we do have a soul, I would think that ( Read more... )

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I was working with two old biddies last night at the crazy farm. Just as a refresher, I work with crazies and mental midgets (yes that is politically correct in my mind because I have worked there ( Read more... )

I was chiilin' out on third last night, when the nurse came in and talked with us for a bit. She said something that shocked the hell out of me... She said," We have to do SOMETHING about HARRY POTTER ( Read more... )

I got to thinking about all of the poeple who were once on here, and as I looked through all of the old friends I nearly suffered a minor heart attack. No one seems to be online with the exception of a brave few. It seems that so many of us have grown out of touch, or we just grw in opposite directions. It is baffling to think that one minute ( Read more... )