pnkrckaudio: well your week consists of sitting on the computer and masturbating with rubber gloves
Less Dan Jake 04: only in the morning
Less Dan Jake 04: then its work, and then homework, and then drawing and listening to music
pnkrckaudio: and masturbating with a rubber glove
Less Dan Jake 04: yes, i forgot to add that in, thank you for your ( Read more... )

so ciggarettes are majorly addicting....
and i suck at life so i am addicted...
and thats where the story starts...
so i go down to wawa on one of my underage ciggarette escapades....
cause once again i suck at life and am not 18....yet....*9 MONTHS-20 DAYS*
so im standing outside of fucking wawa with 5 bucks in my pocket asking people that seem age ( Read more... )

so i got "kicked out" of the ETR tutoring program....
wtf?
i think i just might be the lamest person ever....
this was such a sweet deal...
and i fucked it up...
shame on me...
and if my guidance counselor doesnt come thru...
it's gonna show up as a "withdraw-fail"....
let me tell you how attractive that will look on college transcripts...
that makes me ( Read more... )

okay i know this is SUPER LATE...but i don't care ( Read more... )

okay...
so i have today...
and then one more day...
and then im off to key west...
my dress looks really bad on me though....
god damnit i cant stand being so fat...
and saturday night at the club just reassured how fat and ugly i am....
cue the bell...
ill finish this later...

Less Dan Jake 04: i dont know why being a virgin is like being a black asian simese twin with a dog head growing out the ass

so i got fucking suspended ( Read more... )

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10 Firsts:
First Best Friend:
Bonnie Trill
First Screen Name:
BoyLover2234
First Kiss:
Drew Sellers
First Pet:
Flounder the gold fish
First Piercing:
first hole in each ear
First Crush:
James White
First Music:
Grand Funk Railroad
First Car:
Barbie Hot Wheels Jeep
First REAL Love:
Nate

9 Lasts:
Last food you ate:
italian sammich
Last Movie Watched:
robots
Last Phone Call:
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1) smoked
2) consumed alcohol
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
6) made out with someone of the same sex
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex
8) watched porn
9) bought porn
10) done drugs
TOTAL: 9

11) taken pain killer
12) taken ( Read more... )