*cue jeopardy music*

I'm not a rookie so I don't know why I'm required to be here!! This Shrimp guy is annoying and tries to trip me all the time!

I've been SO out of the loop! I never get invited to weddings or parties. I have no rabies. I am fun. WHERE IS THE LOVE?

You love me! You really love me! 2 years. Boo-YAH

Ty- Set me up with one of your groomsmen or one of them bridesmaid chicks.

*places Burger King crown on the sexeh goalie*

ALL TY-ED UP FOR TWO YEARS! HOO-RAY! COOKIES AND SOY MILK FOR ALL!

I can be sexeh too!

Farewell EC! Blow a kiss to the Island for me! FLA is nice. (IN THE F'IN WINTER) Pack a truckload of short shorts!

I am the future Oilers captain and wanted to see what the big fuss was about so I'm here!

Welcome me!!!