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19 fuckin years
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Hey livejournal.
11 years old. This livejournal is old enough to stay home alone and cook something in the microwave. -
10 Years.
I'd just like to let everyone know that this journal, as of June 13th, is ten years old. Holy Moly Macaroni. -
Store Brand Cheerios.
I was eating these store brand cheerios and they tasted like a burning match smelled. Later I noticed the aftertaste, blood. Not so much an aftertaste as it was the taste of blood from a cut on the roof of my mouth from aforementioned cereal. -
Internet Energy Trail Mix Recipe.
I often find myself winded by using the internet for long periods of time, as I understand it our ancestors coming across the Oregon Trail experienced similar fatigue. To combat this our ancestors invented a type of mix that they could eat by the handful while remaining on the trail. Ancient "trail mixes" consisted mostly of peanuts, M & M's and ( Read more... ) -
3 Television Shows That I Will Never Be On..
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