I'm glad to see no one gives a shit about me falling and almost dying. I should have died so then you could all not give a shit about that. Fuck you all, your all dickheads.

The ladder fell out from under me at work today while I was roofing and I fell like three stories and fucked myself all up. So yeah, it sucked big floppy donkey penis in your anal cavity.

The coolest thing I've seen in a while is most definitely Black Metal Richard Simmons. I just masturbated to it and puked all over my dick.

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Well fuck you very much. I feel like I'm dying, my chest is caving in or atleast it feels like someone constantly is pushing down on it as hard as they can. Maybe I'll have a heart attack or maybe I can get lung cancer. Those will be the days of our lives, because I'm bringing you all down with me. No but seriously I'm working myself to death ( Read more... )

Why does life have to suck? Weed's legal in Denver! Maybe I'll run away to Denver and start my life over.

Well suck a fucking fart out of my asshole its raining the biggest steaming piles of shit on me. I fuck everything up. I hate who I am and I hope I get cancer, then get in a fucked up car accident, then have my corpse raped by a stinky nigger, and then have my dead body give him super AIDS which kills off the rest of the world. I hope all you ( Read more... )

It rocks!!! Its the satanic pentagram...check it out.


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I feel like poop...literally.

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Why was I born me?