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[braille_notes]

YOU.

YES YOU.

YOU'S MAH HO NOW, AND DON'T YA FOGEET ET! *cackles while holding his cane in front*

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[com_bust_ible]

I better not hear you using that language anymore, mister! There's kids around.

What you need is some good, filling food, so you just come right on over and I'll teach you a thing or two!

[braille_notes]

Chill, gurl. Ah ain't dissin' them chillin'! Them chillin' ah mah ho's students, ya hear me?

Well I'll be, yer pretteh nice faw a...woman of yer assets. *grins cautiously* 'An whut kin' of thangs do ya 'ave in mine, doll?

OOC: I love this plot. XD

[com_bust_ible]

I, uh, no hablo pimp muy bien.

Well, tonight I'm planning on making some frijoles con arroz and I'm making some pandebonos for dessert. Come on by, food is good for the heart. And I'll have order in my house, so don't you be bringing any of your students around my sons brothers, or you'll have me to deal with.

[braille_notes]

S?

Mah, they sound tasty. They're not spicy, right? 'O course, 'ah can nevah say no to 'ah woman like you. Is yo crib nea' tha schoo' then an' when can 'ah come?

*smiles* An' 'o course I won't bring none of mah students with me to bother ya bros. Bet they're cute 'lil tykes, anyway.

[nameless_sword]

Dude it's all about peace and love baby, having so many possesions will only will only weigh down your soul, creating mucho bad mojo ~smoke houka~

[braille_notes]

Yeh, but them bucks are rollin' 'in like a fountain!

[hyousetsu]

Me? I do not know what you are talking about, but do you like chick flicks?

[braille_notes]

Yes, you's ma ho now.

An' it depend's on what kind of show's ya gonna watch. Whatcha showin' then?

OOC: I am tempted to type 'Bend, bitch!

[hyousetsu]

What is a 'ho'?

Titanic, Legally Blonde for starters.

[OOC: *DIES in so many ways*]

[braille_notes]

A goo' person in bed, Kuchiki. A goo' person.

Nevah saw 'Titanic' befowe, and 'Legally Blonde' is damn funny since they have ho's in 'em flick too.

OOC: >3 Make Byakuya into a seme next time~?

[wingstocked_]

...The only colored man in this school...why, you must share my anti-racist sentiments!! YOU DO KNOW HOW THE MAN IS PUSHING THE BLACK MAN DOWN, DON'T YOU?! *pumps a fist* BLACK POWER.

[braille_notes]

Mah good Lord, ya' sent an angel to help me pursue mah dreams, have yeah?!

*He holds his head down as he slapped both his hands on Rukia's shoulders* You's too have noticed tha' deh black man had been pushed down onto Mother Earth's rack bosoms, and all white supremest ha' been discriminate towards us? Mah child, will yeh help meh ovahthrow them' racist' bastards and become Laquita mah second-in-comman' in this small campain'?

[petalsandsake]

Mehhhh, I ain' nobody's ho.

[braille_notes]

Man, I dun deal with ol' ho's. Yo' co' be ah' payin' customa' 'stead.

Bu' consideh yo'self pimped, bitch.