Hello kiddies, I've been given permission by Yama-ji to teach metal shop, Since I studied metal work in college.....I know damn well what I'm talking about! I trust no one signing up for this class will expect an easy A, I want my student to make quality projects, because metal work is one of my life's passion.....and I suggest you take it ( Read more... )

Ok Kiddies, The Demon God has been a little under the weather, but I'm back and more Evil than ever, 1st order of Business......Ikkaku we need to talk......NOW!! So much work to do before the next meet, I've revised our practice schedule, You'll find out the change once you pussies come to practice!

So much shopping left to do, For starters since My 2 captains managed to make it to seniors this year, I guess I should reward them.......I'm not telling what I got you guys, so don't ask!!!!! Then there's Yachiru, who's pretty easy to shop for, and last and certainly least ~cringes~ the secret santa gift, oh the irony of it all........I'll get you ( Read more... )

sadly I remember everything.......and all party who wronged me shall inccur my wrath, so a little advice......start praying

Ok dudes I'm getting some serious bad vibes here man, all you dudes need slow down you mojo, no need to get so mad ~smokes apple flavored tobacco filled houka~ We're all brothers & sisters under the same lifeforce, let's all meditate and some green tea & behave like good little love babies, and the mayor is welcome to join of course.

Ok all you groovy cats, This brother Ken-chan with another announcement, I just scored a shitload of weed......MEET ME OUTSIDE AND WE'LL HAVE A BLAZIN' GOOD TIME WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

edit: I'm kenpachi God of all demons!!!!!!!!! bow before or I'll eat your young!!!!!!!!! RAWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Attention Ladies,

As we all know your body is very important To my penis. So with that being said I've mandated free physicals for all females in the school, for both student & staff, being how I have such respect for the female body, I will sacrifice my time spent administrating justice at SHS ~tears up~ to perform this rigorous task, for the ( Read more... )

Ok ladies, it's almost thanksgiving which means you need to be ready for the day after. What's happening you ask, our annual training retreat in the mountains of Kyoto, and of course we will be roughing it, bring nothing but clothes, sleeping bags & your bokens. What about food you ask, well as your captains will tell you from last year, food ( Read more... )

Well now that those damn freeloaders are finally gone I can unwind......

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So after the whole fiasco of the dance I'm still not fully recovered, I have a fucking hangover like you wouldn't believe. I don't remember too much after the beginning of my fight w/Urahara, but I some how get the feeling he wasn't taking me seriously, My face feels like I didn't win either by the way. Another tidbit, Ikkaku.....I remember ( Read more... )