I'm not gonna flush! Let them see the wrath of the Monarch!

The Venture Bros.
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Actually, this breaks down each episode and lists goofs, funny quotes, and cultural references.

Yesterday, I was nearly twenty minutes late for work. Why? Because I had to take my brother to school. Why? Because he missed the bus. Why? Because he was looking for an umbrella ( Read more... )

Yesterday, we actually put in some of those cages Michelle and I picked up for Richmond. They're smallish, but they're a helluva lot nicer than the ones that were in there. I had to come in early to help Dr. Fink put them in yesterday, which helped me make up the hours I lost on Monday ( Read more... )

I like that word. Sunday was the hospital Christmas party at Olive Garden. I took Mateo with me. I was honestly surprised by the lack of gay jokes. The food was okay, though I wasn't very hungry. We did that thing where you draw up a number and that's your turn to grab a gift. If you don't like your gift, you can grab someone else's. I got a ( Read more... )

Funnier than anything has a right to be It's Richard Simmons on "Whose Line is it Anyway?". Two words: Hi-larious

Leonardo was always my favorite Turtle, followed by Donatello. But hey, Sais kick ass, so I can deal with being Raph


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After ambling over to NorFUCK! Intl Airport, I waited for an hour before Matt got there. As we were driving back, it became apparent I can't talk and drive at the same time. I asked him if he wanted to stop somewhere to eat, and he said Sonic's. So I pulled into the Sonic's at Churchland and he bought me dinner for picking him up from the ( Read more... )

In case I haven't said it lately, Norfolk is a horrible, terrible city, and I pray for its destruction nightly. The whole city is just one big cluster ( Read more... )

There was 1 question that could've gone either way that ended up with different results, so I'm posting both.


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another thing to my list of things that should not be eaten before running - Pie. That's definitely a no-no ( Read more... )

Tomorrow begins the first of 11 days off. PAID. Yeah! I really hate working. Someone should be paying me to not work. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. It'll be nice to taste something other than my own foot :x ( Read more... )