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If I had to pick a song
to describe the shit I just took, it would have to be "Long Train Runnin'"
I was sitting there thinking, "this turd sure is taking awhile to come out." When I got done, I stood up and looked - that damn thing was over a foot long. And that isn't counting the tip that fell off, which was another 3 inches or so. Damn.One of these days, I'm gonna ( Read more... ) -
Per quazzle, my nozzle
pootedy woot, I got my vacation time approved. And I'm thinkin' I'm gonna go down to NC on Monday rather than Wednesday. Sweeet.
( Check it, bitches! ) -
Limp ninja time!
"The Ninja Rap" by Barats and Bereta. Hilarious. Stiff ninja time!
Oh, and I just made the final payment on my student loan. Huzzah! -
I'll never be clean again...
A parvo dog came in today. It was nasty. Real nasty. Quite possibly the worst thing I've ever smelled working at the hospital. I was eating a slice of pizza and happened right after the dog had let go of some Campbell's extra chunky chocolate soup. Scratch, that, it wasn't chunky, it had the consistincy of pudding before it gels. I was ( Read more... ) -
I found a tick on my ass
I had this bump on my ass, and I thought it was a pimple. So I squeezed it and squeezed it, but nothing happened. I started to pick at it, and my fingernail kept getting caught on something, so I tried pulling it, and after lots of tugging, it came off. I looked at my hand to see a tick waving at me. Ugh ( Read more... ) -
I come up with good subject titles and then forget them
My computer is running again. It turns out it was my RAM/power supply/motherboard. I bought a new power supply and my dad hooked me up with a new MB, and now everything is running smoothly ( Read more... ) -
It's mine!
My computer has been a real pisser lately. First, my computer starts randomly freezing up. I get some antispyware and antivirus programs and my computer is infested. I get red of those. Then some of the RAM goes bad and it's my 512 stick (figures). Then somehow all my drivers get lost, and silly me, I hadn't backed up my system restore. My ( Read more... ) -
Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?
Click it, brother!
And just cause it's funny
I say, Eminem and 50 Cent wouldn't know a proper lyric if it crawled up their asses and brought them to orgasm through prostate stimulation. -
You know you've had fun when...
-Your ankle hurts ( Read more... )
