NEWS BULLETIN!

Apr 11, 2007 16:28

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point/counterpoint atomicyak April 11 2007, 11:18:43 UTC
Wait a minute. We drink things that come from foreign sources all the time. Milk from the cow's tit. Juice from an orange that rose up out of the ground. Cola that's been through who knows how many machines having who knows what done to it. Tea from plants that we don't know anything about.

What we do know about is ourselves. If it was in you and you were fine before, what's wrong with putting it back? I don't know where all those other liquids have been, but I do know where the stuff that came out of me has been. In the person I trust most in the whole wide world! Grade A Quality Assured!

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Re: point/counterpoint shawshark April 11 2007, 17:44:39 UTC
I agree, but it doesn't make it any less gross. Picking your nose and eating it is probably one of the most important things a kid could discover. Key word in that sentence is 'kid'. A grown man should not be sneezing on his hand and lapping it up like it's milk from a cow's titty. And cow's titties are pretty.

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Re: point/counterpoint brains_brains April 12 2007, 08:01:02 UTC
I don't think I will make a habit any time soon of eating anything that leaves my own body, despite your impeccable logic Justin. The fact is, I don't make anything delicious and cows do, regular milk, chocolate milk (from the brown cows), strawberry milk (from the slightly fruity cows), ice cream (northern cows)...mmmmmmmm. As long as they keep producing lactose filled calcium goodness I'm put it in my body.

Now if milk tasted like boogers...that would be a different story.

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