A fish out of water

[brakewhore]

Today I had one of the most brutal experiences of my life to date. Whilst I thought I'd have to avoid this scenario whilst my parents are away, I was greatly mistaken. The inevitable happened, and i was forced to

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[_zizzle]

That step-by-step guide was certainly more impressive than the one you gave us in your kitchen the other night :)

Poor Greg. There, there.

[brakewhore]

Emily, I wasn't laughing! It was traumatic!

*in best Ralph Wiggum voice* "Yay! I'm a feature columnist! Wooooo!"

And Ceri, what step-by-step did I give you in my kitchen the other day?