I'm drinking Johnny Walker and Coke, I'm a little stoned, a little drunk and listening to Gabba Techno with crude lyrics ( Read more... )

Hello, old friend ( Read more... )

I was in work today and the time seemed to go backwards. It feels like I've been there forever. And this is the worst time of year for customers, because this is when the public actually come in to the store ( Read more... )

I am turning away from the idea of using LJ. It seems that I've misunderstood the whole concept; I've been directing my thoughts and opinions at people, rather than it being a personal log of the things that are going on in my life ( Read more... )

My car got broken into tonight ( Read more... )

I was reading an interesting and funny article yesterday in the newspaper favoured by Alan Partridge, the Daily Mail. The story was that short men are more likely to make better husbands than tall men, and right next to the article was a picture of Rod Stewart and Penny Whatserface ( Read more... )

"I wear pink because it makes me more in touch with my feminine side ( Read more... )

Today I had one of the most brutal experiences of my life to date. Whilst I thought I'd have to avoid this scenario whilst my parents are away, I was greatly mistaken. The inevitable happened, and i was forced to ( Read more... )

I feel that I do have the opportunity to move forward, but that the only way I will get to progress is for someone to give me that little push. Whilst I may get off to a flying start, I could very easily be stuck in the same place for quite a while, as a sitting duck, but if I advance too quickly, I may be pounced on by someone in a higher place ( Read more... )

Sadly, I feel, the new MSN Messenger has lost its way ( Read more... )