I am retarded. I managed to scratch the back of my ear with a mechanical pencil

the things I get from my mother sometimes. This made me laugh so hard when I read it ( Read more... )

(Holy Batshit! Rani has characters that aren't from the HP universe? *giggle* Yup! I present to you two of my X-men characters ( Read more... )

You know…..there are people that would kill to be in my situation. I can do whatever I want and get away with it, cause they’ll pretty much ignore anything bad I do. Hell, half the things I do my parents will HELP me with. See, I’m not a daughter. I’m a pet. Whether or not I have stuff and new clothes or shit will depend entirely on whether or not ( Read more... )

being a girl sucks, okay? SUCKS ( Read more... )

I have a special kitten, it comes with bacon bits

I'm due back at the hospital soon. I don't have a scheduled appointment. I just know because it's been a while since I collapsed, and I've been getting weak lately anyway. I'm very familiar with this by now. Frankly I wonder why I'm still alive. I wonder how I manage to keep opening my eyes every time ( Read more... )

"I still don't know how you burn through those so fast"
"I have a fat head"

you know what?

Fuck holidays. not the holiday season, but holidays.

year round, any holiday you could mention. FUCK IT!

There will guaranteed be a reason I hate the day. and every time I TRY to do something to redeem the day in my mind or heart or whatever, something WORSE happens.

So seriously, fuck it

It's funny, the Freebird children all share one very deep, dark secret. And it's the one thing the whole world knows ( Read more... )