A note on my safety and the difference between male and female motorists. Scenarios are in chronological order ( Read more... )

I'm starting to think real sex entails fewer viral threats than cyber sex ( Read more... )

My former flame is engaged to potato. I hope he's happy.

Branch monsters eat like bears, living on nuts, berries, honey and occasional fruit or vegetables. They are, of course, omnivorous and they will sometimes kill something then eat its face.

I'm putting too much in for what I'm getting out.

... so I'm doing one of these ( Read more... )

I love this city. It tantalizes all five of my senses every day and night. I have spent much more time outdoors lately, since I opted to ride my bicycle as my primary method of transportation (this has saved me money and now I'm finally out of the hole). It is thus that I have developed a new and much more intimate relationship with Toronto ( Read more... )

I was always known as "serious." I grew up studious, inquisitive, diligent, hardworking, obedient and ambitious. I spent many, many years sighing, weeping or daydreaming about my knight in shining armour on top of that ( Read more... )

BranchMonster - Now on Facebook!

Fischerspooner was awesome! noximist's finale to spoiling me for my birthday this year was much enjoyed ( Read more... )