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Heavy stuff, man
So here's a little lyrical soul-searching I've done about my job, straight from the 'hood of watchin' too much 8 Mile. Aww yeah ( Read more... ) -
Things you probably know about me
As subnivean posted: You know how sometimes people on your friends list post about stuff going on in their lives, and all of a sudden you think, "Wait a minute? Since when has she been working THERE? Since when has he been dating HER? Since when?!" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information? But somehow you ( Read more... ) -
He drives a Lexus
I ordered a glass of water with a slice of lemon because the restaurant didn’t serve lemonade. He quickly asked the waitress “do me a favour? Make it two.” He didn’t mean two glasses of water with slices of lemon; he meant two slices of lemon because I had previously expressed my love of this sweet fruit ( Read more... ) -
Why I'm so smarter
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I will live to be 108 years old.
I really am having a quarter-life crisis.
Fasten your seat belts, my dear readers, it's going to be a bumpy road. I'll be the one laughing with glee and dancing for the stars. Yes, the galactic, outer-space kind of stars. -
Oh glorious day!
My iPod is working again! iTunes needed an update and my iPod simply needed to synch with iTunes again. It was that simple. I would feel stupid about overlooking this if it hadn’t been for the circumstances surrounding the ceased functionality of my iPod. It seemed very much as though the failure of my precious device was a hardware problem. After ( Read more... ) -
I believe in coincidence
Yesterday, I drank so much coffee, my heart didn't need to beat. I decided today would be the first day of cutting back, therefore. The office is out of decaff, now. Well, back to the drawing board. -
Is this normal?
I splashed my arm with dirty dish water while I was rinsing out cat food cans and I said "ew" out loud. -
Halloween Costumes!
One of my favourite parts of the year is centered around the creation of Halloween costumes. I was thinking about a unicorn costume this year, except I could never compete with this
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More on XX
I'm hormonal and pouty and I want to hide in the bathroom at work and cry for no good reason except that I need to finish my work by 4:30 to get to my dentist appointment on time.
It's a good thing I have a new perspective and solid fundamental happiness. Having tickets to see U2 tonight with noximist doesn't hurt either.
