So first thing's first: BEST. BRINNER. EVER.


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Because after spending an hour and a half (AN HOUR AND A HALF) trying to get Mayah to take a nap, I was finally able to lull her down by putting her in her bouncer in the bathroom, running the shower, and singing 'Ten Minutes Ago' from Rogers and Hammerstein's Cinderella on loop for about 15 minutes. I suppose I could also entitle this Why I Am ( Read more... )

I'm losing my mind. I'm seriously losing my mind. I don't know what to do with myself, I'm just going to explode with frustration ( Read more... )

Well thank goodness my grandmother found Facebook so she can post "Nancy Pelosi..." as a comment to anyone's negative sounding status and "You go girl!" to any positive sounding status. She's making me hate Facebook. How is this possible.

Well, curry lentils turned into Dal Masala and it was delicious, end of story. Even better, Mayah loved it. Tell me this means I have an Adventurous Eater? I WANT TO EAT SUSHI WITH HER DAMMIT ( Read more... )

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We are MOVED, we are so totally moved.  I have a kitchen that I can WALK across.  I have a living room that I can actually spend time in.  I have a bathroom that doesn't require trekking down a flight (or two!) of stairs to access.  As a matter of fact I have two bathrooms like that.  This.  Is.  Awesome ( Read more... )

It has been made clear that Zoe is fact the equivalent of a 4-year-old child. Does she follow me around and constantly want to be held? Yes. Does she whine when I don't meet her demands in a timely manner? Loudly. Picky eating? Check. Do I remind her to use the "potty"? Absolutely. Do I chauffeur her about to playdates and appointments? ( Read more... )

Zoe is in day three of her recovery from getting spayed and she not a happy girl.


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"We met in Knoxville, Arizona after the great Alien invasion of '08, which of course the government denies all existence and involvement. Anyways, after the aliens left we were thrown into the midst of the great ninja/pirate war. Chris got pulled in with the pirates and Emili with the ninjas (pirates dont like women on their ships). After weeks of ( Read more... )