ccccxiii (bow to your sensei)

[brandelyn]

You know it's a bad day of lecture when all you can focus on is the yellowness of your professor's socks

Comments

[sevenandsevenis]

seriously.

[i_am_here_now]

it always irks me when people say "[insert topic] is a lot like sex", because it usually has nothing to do with it at all.

[deviatednorm]

And, often, sex isn't something you want to think of in connection with your professor.

[brandelyn]

BINGO.

[milo___inlove]

Well, I mean it kind of is. You can't just up an type that bitch out, you gotta woo the essay a little first. You know, foreplay? It's called your introductory sentence.

[brandelyn]

Well, the thing is, this guy's sorta different from all that. He wants us to do away with the idea of introductory sentences and that five-point essay format we learnt in high school. Ach, it's rough to explain.

[milo___inlove]

O RLY? I'm interested.

[milo___inlove]

Either way this doesn't sound like sex at all.

[xshadowdancerx]

Teachers shouldn't say sex. It's wrong.

[neisius]

unless they are female with long brown hair up in a bun and glasses and big boobs...you know like in the movies when the hot teacher does the whole glasses off hair let down move.

[brandelyn]

sigh... alas, not this term. I think last time was a bloke, too. He reminded me a little bit of Dian Bachar (yanno, Choda Boy).

[neisius]

and we all know how much you want to make Choda Boy your little bitch

[thewhimmed]

..he's either had some really good essays.. or all really bad sex.

[brandelyn]

You see this? this is me not going there. :p