Who breakes into my car, steals my iPod, and forgets the car adapter? I mean really. Oh, well that's life. When life gives you lemons right? I wanted a new ipeezy anyway.

I’m having dinner with a friend at some trendy upscale bar & grill downtown, having a beer and a cigarette, chopping it up as usual.  Eyefucking the shit out of any pretty girls that pass us by, being the dogs we are.  But there is one girl in particular who always caught my eye when she walked down the street from where we meet. Her name was ( Read more... )

I just found out the girl of my dreams is dying. Shit.

"let's make love."

I don't know if she really meant that...

"i changed my mind. since myles has admitted to being a womanizer, i will admit to being a manizer. we were separated at birth, let it be known"

Bros before hoes, I know. But why do my friendships always have to conflict with a possible meaningful relationship? Hmm, this requires more meditation and investigation.

So, after traveling all up and down California for the past week and getting kicked out of 3 houses I'm finally back home. Though, I'd like to leave again as quickly as possible. So much shit has happened within the past two weeks I don't even want to talk about it. All I got on deck for right now is getting a job, going back to school, getting an ( Read more... )

If ever two hot lesbians ask you to move in, don't do it. As tempting as it is don't do it. If it sounds too good to be true then it probably is. Just run away. And what ever you do, don't sleep with their roomate/ex-girlfriend. Just my two bits ( Read more... )

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Today, I woke up feeling horrible. Not hungover, just horrible. Like I had woken from an awful dream. I don't quite know why. Well, I know part of the reasons, but I thought I put those things behind me. In any case I'm keeping drinking during the week to a minimum. Actually, every morning for the past couple of weeks I've felt like shit. And ( Read more... )

Toooootally glad I still went to the Mutators show and in the end it was better Justin decided not to go with me. He was worried that we wouldn't know anybody there but I ended up meeting practically everyone I know at the show and stayed much longer than expected. How weird was that ( Read more... )

Hmmm, so what are the highlights of the week? I think definitely crashing the van at work the other day would top everything. It wasn't too bad and my boss wasn't all that upset about it either. The damage wasn't major and even though the side door got annihilated it still functions perfectly. I'm not allowed to drive the van anymore ( Read more... )