I think I touched base on Halloween once before. Allow me to go into more detail 'bout that ( Read more... )

Fellow Americans, welcome to Columbus Day '05 ( Read more... )

This just goes to show you how out of the loop I am, even a month after being back: there's an alligator in Lake Machado.*

Oh, here. Have another article ( Read more... )

Aw, crapshaith. Now I can't kidnap Becky and marry her really quick while Mike isn't looking. Calif. Gov. Schwarzenegger vetoes gay marriage bill.*

"This bill simply adds confusion to a constitutional issue," Schwarzenegger wrote. "If the ban of same-sex marriage is unconstitutional, this bill is not necessary. If the ban is constitutional, this ( Read more... )

WHY THE FLIP IS THERE ALWAYS SOMETHING IN MY SHOE I HATE THAT

Sorry. Temporary moment of needless angst. There are just some things that really get to me - another vile issue being that bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream last night that just would. not. open. But I digress. (The amaretto was better ( Read more... )

That Alicia Keys song really grates on my nerves. What's it called again? ("If I Ain't Got You". Thanks, Google.)

My mother must love the almighty hell out of this station, and that's really too bad. (94.7 fm, The Wave. Howzabout you wave yourself outta my life, eh?) Easy listening bullcrap that makes me want to stab myself in the eye with a ( Read more... )

You know, I'm not a tie-dyeing, tree-hugging, granola-snorting being. But I AM a liberal. And if you cannot deal with that, I'd welcome you to stay the hell out of my journal ( Read more... )

it is subconsciously my job to make sure that no (wo)man ever loves me. i like to drive them back before they can ever get close enough. wham! i'm a venus flytrap, folks.