Every now and again there comes a time where every livejournalist must shoot and submit themselves.


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Don't wish me a happy Chrismahanukwanzakah*. Instead, just shut the fuck up.

I suppose there's a big fat exemption for those with families of mixed religions and cultures, such as mine. But I still don't want to hear it.

*On the contrary, this little tidbit from the holiday-mashing article caught my eye:

the number of interfaith families is ( Read more... )

Aeon Flux (2005) was a flaming pile of craptacular array, and anyone who disagrees with this should seriously consult a physician. Supposedly there is another version of this film that is 10 years old, but I'm so turned off that just hearing anything Aeon Flux-related will give me the quivers ( Read more... )

Why does my hand smell like cereal?!

Zathura (2005) might be one of the most underrated films of the year. It's rated PG, but there's a lot of sneaky material that could be taken a different way if you're sorta perverted like me ( Read more... )

DUDE!

Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please fill out the petition below and tell us how you intend to masturbate for peace. We will share the most thoughtful petitions on this site. This is an international movement ( Read more... )

Cultural taxonomy is a double negative ( Read more... )

I spent a few minutes at CompUSA talking to people, filling out an application and being nosy in general. I looked at their featured flyer at the head of the store to check out their latest deals.

Ah, a PNY Attaché flash drive, I thought, scanning the paper. That's nice.

2GB, eh? That's cool too.

Only $99? OKAY, WHAT THE HELLMy eyes suddenly ( Read more... )

No matter who you are or how hard you try, "u" will never be anything more than it's ever been: A LETTER.

Please forgive this for being quite possibly the stupidest entry I've ever done. Thanks. It's just that I'm SURE someone else has noticed something about the following two people:

Exhibit 1

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