my friend did some technically legal hallucinogen and subsiquently began his famous "bad trip". it's called a "bad" trip, because a regular trip is fun and exciting, while this kind of trip is terrifying and electric. i've never had either kind of trip myself. in any case, my friend began, the next day, to question the nature of the universe. he ( Read more... )

It's my experience that perhaps the most peacefully humbling activity one can engage themselves in, is simply to watch animals go about their daily business. Today, I found a couple of ducks in the pond to be absolutely peaceful. I like animals, in that if you stare at them, they don't ever really bother to stare back, and if they do take notice, ( Read more... )

Chillen chillen at osu. what a stressful environment a campus is, i'll tell ya. i do a lot of time-killing nowadays. i find that it helps pass the time if you consciously try not to look suspicious. of course, the most suspicious thing that you can do is sit around trying really hard not to look suspicious, so this paradox can keep me entertained ( Read more... )

my little brothers go back to school tomorrow, which is somewhat depressing. that is, i'm not distraught about that ultimate fate of my summer, but i always feel worthless when other peolpe have school or college and all i have to do is show up and make some sandwiches or cut bread for 6 hours a day. speaking of which, i recieved the coveted ' ( Read more... )

i love livejournal. i pretty much rule the world from my computer screen. not only do i have all media at my fingertips, but i have the ability to publish my genius perspectives on countless, pretentiously worded "blogs". i wish that there was a longer word for "blog" that was kept secret from black people so that i could use it here, and you would ( Read more... )

why is it that stupid people talk incessantly about things that they apparently find interesting, but are completely unfascinating? by the time in a conversation that i realize that the person can't be serious, i can't be serious either, so i just agree with whatever stupidity they expose. it's really the only way to handle a moron; it might be ( Read more... )

my computer is finally fixed. our love affair has resumed, and we make love every night until sunrise ( Read more... )

i kill bugs with my bare hands.

back, bitches ( Read more... )

i don't have any exams until wednesday, so i still haven't left the great north, and it's already midday, tuesday (as the date/time indicator probably already indicates). i've been watching jerry springer and the price is right. i don't understand why the unemployed suicide rate isn't astronomical.

weekends kick ass.