WHOOOOOOOOOSH

Dear anonymous lover,

thank you for my paid account. i am now offering to impregnate you. unless you have a penis. if so, we will go for some beers and discuss why you are creepy. 3 icons of my horrible eyebrows are enough but i still appreciate it.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxsexxxxxxxxxxxxxxx brandon

why do i never sign on?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Just kidding.

Once I was in a Christina Aguilera video...