This school is too boring and too cold.

So long, suckers.

Wow. Is it emo in here or is it just me? Seriously, it's like there's this big cloud of boo hoo sad feelings and it's suffocating me. It might just be coming from my roomie.

I'm not sure what I hate more. The constant rays of sunshine from happy-go-lucky do-gooders or all this infinite sadness. At least when I upset someone this badly there's some ( Read more... )

I was giving you guys the benefit of the doubt in case the delivery troopas were slow for the holidays or you were waiting for the sales, but I've waited long enough! HOW DARE YOU NOT GET ME ANY GIFTS!

Daddy and even Kamek managed to get me presents. Not presents on my list but they'll tide me over until they can get the real gifts. My roomie's ( Read more... )

[Sorry Gideon, your secret Santa just filled a box with stuff from the trash and left it on your doorstep. Merry Christmas.]

[Non-Human Filter]

Wow. I told you guys this would happen, and nobody listened to me! I think the one I warned specifically is one of the ones who got all beat up. Not by me, of course. Go ask whatshisface for security tapes if you don't believe me.

We have to strike back before it happens again.

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[Human Filter]So which one of you ( Read more... )

[Private to Non-Humans.]

I am so sick of those ugly humans acting like they own the place! I bet if you counted, we'd easily outnumber them. I think it's time to show them just who's boss. They won't be so high and mighty once they're the slaves, am I right ( Read more... )

Ok, so here's what I want for Christmas ( Read more... )

[Wendy did not meet this mysterious Alejandro. But the school doesn't know that. Now, how to shut these morons up and/or break their hearts... Oh! She went on got the biggest, fanciest ring she could find in her hoard of jewelry and decided to make a special VIDEO POST.]

Sorry, ladies, but you better back off. I don't think my darling Alejandro ( Read more... )

Nice try, Anon, but I don't even know who this Vulcan guy or whatever is. Probably some hideous human or some freak who spends most of their time masquerading as one. And please. Just rewording the original letter? That's the most creative you can be? Troll harder.

I bet it's Knuckles or Pedolady's girly-looking white knight. Am I right? :)

EWWW!!! Even though I lied about it to get that stupid ethics teacher in trouble, it turns out there are COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE student-teacher relationships going on!! Just look at this letter!

[BEHOLD! WENDY HAS SCANNED THIS NOTE FOR ALL TO SEE ( Read more... )