Constructive criticism? Compliments? Confusion? Other things that start with 'c'?

Anonymity is not available, as I believe it brings out the worst in people. If I'm to get anything truly constructive, I just don't think anon commenting will work. On that note - Please, no flames. The point of this is to help me improve if need be; flames don't do ( Read more... )

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...Is this thing working, then? I don't... [a frustrated little groan]

Well, if it is - and it had better be - can anyone hear me? I mean, is that even how it works?

Look, I just fell into a fountain... And... [a longer pause] This isn't Underland. I'm sure of it.

Just what is going on? Where am I? More importantly, how do I get back?